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ok so i wanted pizza, so i ordered some from pizza hut. i always saw that “haiku about cats” on my dash, so i decided to try to do that too to see if it was just bullshit, but instead i put this
30 minutes later, my pizza delivery guy comes to my door, he has a sharpie in his hand, and he’s laughing. so i’m like “what?” and he goes “here’s your pizza.” i look at the box and start SCREAMING
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING HE ACTUALLY DREW TOM ON MY PIzZA BOX
I GAVE THIS KID A $50 TIP GOD BLESS HIM
A $50 TIP MY GOD.
I ALWAYS ASK PIZZA HUT TO DRAW THINGS ON THE BOXES BUT I ALWAYS GET OLD MEN AND ONCE I ASKED THEM TO DRAW
hut isn’t vegan or anywhere near it,...goddamn that is rad.